" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
Now I’m smoking and listening to arctic monkeys and I feel very sunglasses emoji
when you on hold and you gotta pee real bad but you know the second you let it out they gonna be like hello? how can I help you?
do u ever start being friends with someone
and then u get to know them
and its like
i dont actually like you
can we stop this friendship thing we have going on